Conquest Guide: SM-33
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Data Disc Strategy: SM-33 Conquest
We never know what type of data discs are available until the day conquest starts. With that understanding, there are a few broad categories:
“But Kahz, you have a 12.4M GP Roster. It’s insane for you to think that everyone can do what you do.”
That’s fair. It’s also why I’m introducing a new section where I look at the rosters of real players, just like you, and break down how I’d approach this conquest with their roster. For the first one, let’s look at SirG3Off, who has a 7.6M GP roster and questionable GL priorities…
Conquest Case Study: Lan Krien
Eager to improve my average from the last case studies, I reached out to the community to see who else had never before earned their red crate. One eager respondent was Lan Krien, who named himself, I assume, after 1990’s computer parties and “Krien,” which I have no idea what it is. Some kind of hypo-allergenic face cream from Germany? Face Krien? Anyo…
Conquest Case Study: Tyron Brandt
Eager to improve my average from the last case studies, I reached out to the community to see who else had never before earned their red crate. Enter: Brandt. Tyron Brandt. International man of mystery. I’m assuming “man.” I only know this person from their DM which said “TEACH ME” in meme form. What can I say? I’m a sucker for the classics.
A Conquest Case Study: SirG3Off
SirG3Off is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke, or to light up your - actually please don’t - smoke, but there’s someplace that he’d rather be.
A Conquest Case Study: Magic Meow
Magic Meow, like many people, puts on their pants one leg at a time. The only difference is that they make solid gold records have a 7.5M GP account. I… do not. I have a 12.4M GP account. This puts me in the realm of “of course you red crate; you have every character!” And Magic Meow, well, doesn’t.